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You May Be A Taliban If…

Ellerbestyle — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:17:58 +0000

“YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…”

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your behind with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10.. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat

The Single Payer Bunch

Ellerbestyle — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:46:12 +0000

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Suicide of the West

Ellerbestyle — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:12:02 +0000

Suicide of the West

Technorati Tags: Islam, Liberalism

Robert Reich: An Honest President

Ellerbestyle — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:41:41 +0000

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Overpaid Celebrities PSA

Ellerbestyle — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:22:26 +0000

Technorati Tags: Health Care, Overpaid Celebrities

Conservative Vs. Liberal

Ellerbestyle — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 00:43:09 +0000

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, they don’t buy one. If a liberal doesn’t like guns, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don’t eat meat. If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life. If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal wants all churches to be silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.

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Obama gets Lectured

Ellerbestyle — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:37:30 +0000

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ObamaCare and Federal Entitlements

Ellerbestyle — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:40:17 +0000

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Let me get this straight!!

Ellerbestyle — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:11:23 +0000

Obama’s health care plan will be written by a committee whose head says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn’t read it and whose members will be exempt from it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that is broke.

What could possibly go wrong?

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1930 Model A

Ellerbestyle — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 20:45:22 +0000

Quick video of a 1930 Model A.

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